Although I have never had sex wth Keith I think he is FAB.

What a great guy.

I think the "Does anyone remember Keith Hassett" messages are dumb. Except for the messages that Keith wrote because he is so great.

I will certainly be voting for him and the Peoples Party in the next UK general election, and was thrilled to recieve an e-mail from him tonight asking me to vote in the village idiot competition.

Really I wanted to vote for someone else for this category but they were so unimportant their name was not even included in the list. Which just goes to prove what a great person Keith is.