Please help me. I have never had sex with a man. They just never seem to come to me. Okay, so I have bad skin, really saggy breasts, rolls and rolls of fat and I don't smell too sweet but I tell them I will do anything. ANYTHING! And still they stay away.

I use this sexy picture but it's so far from the truth. I've got a crappy job with a crappy two-bob dotcom who hardly pay at all and I spend my days in a twilight online world of deceit and fantasy. I've got no real friends (save you lot) and would do anything to be used by a man, even for two or three minutes.

Can anyone help?

Am I normal?

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Do me, I'm desperate

Hello Mr. Joanne-impersonator,

Mr. Fortune Chan, taking revenge on Joanne, I presume?
She started a topic attacking you, and now you fight back the same way, tit-for-tat?

Your copy of Joanne's userid doesn't fool anybody,
as you have a "." after "Joanne", a different signature from hers and this userid has only posted two messages so far.

Well, nice try, well-written attack, I have to admit, but no cigar for you.

You're welcome to try again, but beware of Joanne, she's a smart lady and can fight really mean...

For lonely hearts like you, we have a "HOT! Personals" section...

P.S. How did you know about Joanne's "crappy job with a crappy two-bob dotcom who hardly pay at all"?
It could be pretty close, I believe...

Yes, it looks like Fortune Chan is a transvestite as well.

What a little tic he is.

Maybe he has multiple personallity disorder caused by impotence or that Arab disease that makes men's willies shrink into their tummies. In real life he is probably a middle-aged short little man with a big fat bossy wife. Maybe we should feel sorry for him.

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howdy stranger