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But I'm still kind of upset at you, new babe, for taking up that special one-time satellite TV offer from Igor, as I was hoping to get it first...

But I had to wait for a client to pay me (still waiting) before being able to afford the satellite, and you were faster! Well, it's my own fault (actually, my client's) and I've missed my chance, having to pay the full price now...

Do the English channels work now on your new setup?

P.S. All these new arrivals with their big wallets buying up the best parts of Lamma that we poorer long-time residents can't afford.... harumpfffff! grumblegrumble...

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for sure I'll try my best to say hi to everyone as much as possible.
by the way, if u see a girl run down from Po Wah Yuen to the ferry at the very last minute (could be with sport shoes or 3 inches hight heels). that's ME ! haha

will be out of town for few days. hope u chat with u guys soon !!

Hi new babe,
I cant believe that a new babe who describes herself as 'new babe', and has made NINE posts so far hasnt already had dozens of invites to partys on our lovely little isle. ,,,COME ON PEEPS, pour some booze down her neck, bet she's a laff when she's blotto!!
As for pubs, the Deli is a great place for sunsets and a lot more, but getting pissed anywhere on Lamma is quite easy (i'm an expert), so just pop on down for sunset say hello and show us your Homer Simpson impersonation, we are all right down here!
See you around, must dash now as the medicine is wearing off, ???
Celtic Viking.
p.s. I used to be a werewolf, but I'm better nowwwwoooowwoooooooow:)

Hello, "Mister Lamma.com.hk",

We haven't heard from you in a while, Celtic Viking.
You've been quiet since your big win, becoming our official "Mister Lamma.com.hk" by joining as the 100th member.

So, how's it going with all the fame & glory bestowed upon you now? Taking advantage of it by trying to impress the ladies, I assume?

By the way, did the lesbian couple ever take up you good-Samaritan offer in our Personals section?

new babe,

If you've read the e-zine I've sent to everybody yesterday, I've been asking our members to welcome you into our fun little community.
Expect HUNDREDS of party invites very soon!

Maybe someday I will get invited to a party, too.
But then, I'm not a single (?) "new babe", just a married old geezer, over 30, over the hill...

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Hello Lamma Gung,
Well its been a very busy week, shaking hands with old ladies, kissing babies and trying to cope with all the girls banging at my windows after midnight, opening early Valentines as well as marriage proposals to boot!! The fame has not gone too far into my head though, as the ladies never did get in touch, (guess I sounded too macho eh?)
anyway, you can find me easily in the village, I'm the guy with the big red sash.
Celtic Viking.

Hail to Celtic Viking!

Our hero! So you're a real Celtic Viking then, a proud Nordic warrior (fought and lost many battles with the fierce demon alcohol) with a "big red sash" (around your head, covering your eyes?) to show off your many victories in battle (in the pub, killing bottles), with a "big red sash" to demonstrate your special status as a leader among men (leading in drinks consumed), standing out from all the weaklings (can't hold as much liquor as you) around you who look up (while lying drunk on the floor) admiringly to their hero (Greatest Drunkard of Lamma)...

We'll have to find a crown fitting for our exalted "Mister Lamma.com.hk", something to go with your "big red sash"...
a little red water bucket maybe, the kind that children use to build sand castles?

P.S. Sorry for teasing you, as I don't even know you yet. For all I know, you could be a sweet and sensitive soul and I might have hurt your tender feelings... But I don't think so!

OK, errr,,, I'll "keep my eye out" for a classy rock goddess with red hair and no eyelids!!
Celtic Viking

Hello Lamma Gung,
Sorry to inform you but Celtic Viking has just drank a gallon of bleach and gone up mt. Stenhouse to go bungee jumping with no rope!
Celtic Vikings mum.

Oh, is there really a Viking in Lamma ?? Oh dear I love Viking. For sure will go Deli twice a day form now on just for U !
Am going to check out the Dickstock this Sunday, see u guys there !!

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friend of mind is a musician and I was trying to invite him there (on Sunday). Thanks for telling me it;s actually on Saturday (26th !!!) ok, I'll ask me again !

sorry about my typing. too much champagne. ;>