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My Hairy Ass
 Post subject: Latest XXXXwit
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:11 pm 
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Has anyone noticed that Lamma is starting to attract the fukcwits again? The ones we thought we had got rid of once we all needed work visas (or permanent ID) to live here?

The latest one is that tool who was dancing around making a cunt of himself at the fun day, invading the stage telling people the world would be great if we all loved eachother and didn't need money (i.e. he's skint) and has been hitting people up for freebies in almost every bar in the village.

BEWARE THE FUKCWIT!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
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I think I know what you mean. There is a very aggressive and rude bloke around who seems to want to have a fight for no reason. Avoid him (baldish fucked-up head, t-shirts only, and a minger). Hangs outside the Deli late at night. Must be an Insomniac too! Arse hole eitherway.
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I believe that 'Fucked-up head' is part of the current English language rather than XXXX.-up head?

I'll have to try what works:

Fuck (any guesses?)
Cunt (the real C word)
Shit (happens)
Wanker (rhymes with Banker coincidently)
Arse (Jim Royale)

So if it all comes out as XXXX I'll know what I wrote.
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Point taken, but I do think that cunt is a much more offensive word and if fuck gets XXXX so should cunt.

Stange.
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Children, children, you like trying naughty words here and testing the infinite patience of an old-but-not-wise Ah-Gung?

The "smut filter" on this board is filtering out ONLY XXXX and converts it into XXXX, as far as I know...

We could add more words to be filtered, but why bother? I've seen lists of dirty words on other boards that went up to 100, many of them I had never seen before. I think I kept the list somewhere... Hehehehe {*toothless giggling and cackling of an oooold Ah-Gung*}.

Why stop children using dirty words, the more you try to stop them the more they'll enjoy using them!
In true live-and-let-live Lamma spirit (Peace, Love, Laughter, Lamma!) I've just removed the smut filter completely!

Go on, knock yourselves out with typing in all the dirty words you know, till you get tired of it and nobody cares anymore...

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Lamma-Gung, try to dig out that list. This sounds cool...100 swear words??? 8)

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My honoured friend, Mr. DickStick, eh, Stock.

You surely don't need no list like this for your frequent hell-rising activities, being so well-versed and -experienced in the Dark Cursing Arts? :twisted:

I'm sure you could come up with SEVERAL HUNDRED swear words on the spot! You could expand the list tremendously! :lol:

A mild-mannered Artsy CyberGeek like myself, on the other hand, would probably have a hard time coming up with a mere handful of swear words, deeply blushing each time when reluctantly pronouncing one... :oops:

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