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 Post subject: Dragon Boat Noise
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Big tamasha in bay. Too much of shouting shouting, . Please some dignity.


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You mean the Lamma Ladies having fun Dragonboating in the harbour on Saturday?

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They make way too much noise. Why don't they try wearing headphones that plays the same "boom, boom, boom" tape to them all... or perhaps they could try having one practice with the drum and then try and memorise the intricacies of the rhythm for the weekend’s other 32 practices, which could be carried out in silence. Or better still, they could go to another part of the sea to practice.


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What about when they're in the pub after drinking.!!!


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what a lot of sad gits.
Whats up with a once a year noise making activity.
I am staying in YSW at the moment and find the Dragon boat activity very entertaining.
I think the girls are wonderful and seem very dedicated.
There are some Chinese men who go out later at night and they are very good
they dont use the drum but make enough noise and boy can they move that boat.
Lookingforward to the day when it comes.
GOOD LUCK LAMMA LADIES :lol:


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Maybe machine for rowing is better.The ladies dancing on tables after consuming alcohol, and it is not suitable for these ladies to behave in such a manner. Too much of excitement . Staying home is better and having machine will give the excercise.


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I thoroughly agree much more moral behaviour. Besides that someone's going to get hurt when one of them falls off a table, and it will probably be an innocent bystander. which would be quite peculiar as there are no innocent bystanders in the island bar.

Anyway, someone start a Campaign for Moral Perpescuity on Lamma on lamma OK, you can use the acronym CAMP.


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As for you Eileen, what are you doing out with Chinese men late at night. I bet they move the boat probably make the earth move too!! A grandmother as well!!


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Not only loose morals but they look they are all on drugs. Steroids that is! Just look at the shoulders and forearms on some of those... .em... 'ladies' . Popeye, eat your heart out!
At last the voice of the moral stalwart can be heard among those in this forum. Bring back the morals of queen Victoria, the quiet dignified ladies and gentlemen of yesteryear.
Get rid of the smut and scantily clad women in pink lycra swim wear. Enough of the grunting echoes in Yung Shu Wan.
These women should be setting an example to the young ladies on the island not parading about in tight dampened shorts riding up their suntanned thighs. What effect will these women have on the young men on the island I ask? They will lead young men into the ways of wickedness and depravation. Enticing lustful opiatic like sodden dreams on warm balmy nights. Blinding our young men to upright meaningful Protestant occupation.
Alas what has this island come to.

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Hey Nobby no need to say sorry I am also married but that does not stop me having fun with the Chinese Dragonboaters!

Happy life Nobby :wink:


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Can anyone tell me what 'big tamasha' is?


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I think they need to be more concerned about their image. These nice-girl smiling photos aren't going to psyche out the competition. How bout some rough-tough-hardworking-win-at-any-cost action photos. The sort of thing that will make the competition shudder when they hear the Lamma harridans are coming to town.

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This is certainly not a matter for lightheartedness!

I thought this organ of the fourth estate was a champion of post new age male sensitivity. Instead it has links to a cyber den of lewd sapphic sensuality with graphic pictures of bronzed muscular ladies poised provocatively over their oars that caused me to fumble and spill my glass of milk all over my keyboard.

These ladies are inciting a feverish nocturnal incontinence amongst the more susceptible gentlemen on the island. The ' perfect ass awards' indeed! This is the siren's call for the relaxation of values it has taken years of painstaking effort of the stout of heart like Messers Kuber Khaini and the most reverend Nobby, to foster.

Both the gyrating table top dancers I accidently witnessed through slitted curtains whilst on a study tour in Pat Pong Rd and the behaviour of the sinuous slinking succubi of Subic bay, again whilst upon a biblical tour , should be banned from our saintly Banyan swept shores. We should not allow these sorts of scenes to be emulated by hungry titilated Lamma dragon oarswomen. The pious Mr Khaini's suggestion of using machines to satiate these lascivious lammatina's passions is good advice. They could then attend earnestly to the time honoured feminine pursuits of sewing, cooking and watching day time television.

The reverend Nobby’s seminal CAMP has a burgeoning following. It is high time true believers stood erect for what they believed in. Engorged with righteous indignation, swollen with pride as true believers, firm in their faith and joyous in issuing forth a veritable flood of Christian paeans bringing ecstatic rapture to those in need.

Well may these ladies rue the day they thought to raise Sodom and Gomorrah in Lamma.

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Well, this honourable organ of the fourth estate is trying to be fair-minded and will give the Lamma Harridans, eh, Lamma Ladies, space to reply to your righteous indignation, Mr tjungarayi. Your message has been forwarded.

We welcome holier-than-thou attitudes of all denominations in this forum and will be watching with glee what the reply will be. Let this online "Big Tamasha" continue!

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