Responses we can soon expect:
Don't start a war with the locals. It will backfire.
You're new here. Don't pretend to be shocked. Where you come from, this stuff actually covers your house.
Live and let live, that's the Lamma style.
You can always move to another seat. This is just the back row, starboard, on only one of the boats.
If you don't like it, leave. Try DB and see if you like their very clean little toy town, including the cost of the graffiti free ferry. La Costa, precisely.
Could you take better photos? I want to try more of those phone numbers.
The visiting art professor:
This is better than Banksy!! Don't touch it; it's a folk art form. These kids need to express themselves. If you supress it, their energy will have a negative focus, and they will turn into vandals.
The visiting religious leader:
On Lamma, everyone gets the ferry they deserve.
The visiting right-wing economist:
What do you expect? There's only one company working the route. Try competition. Start your own ferry company.
The visiting PR consultant:
Needs more voice overs saying in a stilted plummy twang:
"We hope you have a pleasant journey."
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