I `d better go now and buy those pink fluffy handcuffs I always wanted

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Keith it is the Royal We. Did you not read the post to BBChris the Dung is making the transition to 'real world' or 'real life', doing Royal walk abouts on Lamma Main Street, he now has no time to reply to his ethreal subjects on the board and the mode of communication his now his wapping mobile phone. He gets the stretch V V (suspension stolen from a humber by Alan) next week and LAP are genetically engineering some corgis for him out feral cat parts.

PS I always thought it was Betty Davis Eyes not Greta Garbo Size.

the one has nothing to do with the other.
it normally goes "Greta Garbos stand off sighs", but i guess i couldnt ask for that much after my bad behaviour

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And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious and she knows
Just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand off sighs
She's got Betty Davis eyes

hey legless, dont say you want to get smart on me now as well, i thought you leave that to LG

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Monte mon Alfa, Romeo

Leave it to or did you mean leave it for HRHLG.

ghee, you sure know how to confuse a non native speaker. i would like to ask you to explain but i am afraid it is something really bad, in that case could u kindly send me a pm?

so as not to let this thread die down by overcautiousness, i would also apreciate an elaboration on the term pro blush, unless that is something really naughty as well

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Monte mon Alfa, Romeo

does HRHLG equate to His Royal Highness Lamma Gung

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You got it.

A pro blush. Would embaress a whore.

i see you like to continue being evasive - could it be that you want to be the one wearing those handcuffs? bad timing, i am afraid, i have had a bit of a rough day today

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legless, could it be that you really suffer from that mental condition i mentioned to you earlier, and that it is affecting your linguistic capacities?

why didnt you go just that extra bit and tell me pro stands for professional, then i could have told you straight away that if you are counting on usurping k@s efforts to impress me, you are gonna have to work just a little bit harder.

his compliment is so much more flattering then yours.

making a whore blush is no challenge at all. dont you know the poor things only ask for your money because that gives them a break with their super ego, and thats also why no matter how much they earn they spend it even faster, otherwise how could they go "i am not a naughty girl, i only happen to be broke"

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La La not everything is about you I wasn't giving a 'compliment' or referring to you as K@ was. Simply defining what a pro blush meant as per your query. Anyway my understanding under this context that pro stands for prostitute not professional, although I see both can fit. Anyway whore is a much more stylish and dramatic description plus it can mean pro or just a promicuous lady.

Well, that is hard to figure out for me now, normally I would say, one doesnt come across any male comrades that waste there energy just for setting some stupid lyricist record straight. but in your boarderline case, i honestly couldnt swear for that.

as what regards the terminology, i always thought professional was just another word for prostitute, only more suitable for my use as a postmodernist professional cynic. if thats not the case i am afraid i have given away my non english speaking origins once again, do show some fucking leniency!

regarding your suggestion that after all you do also find an amateur more exciting than a professional, i can fully understand that. although i suspect not that many women can oblige with such a wilfull subjectivity as mine to give up on occasion, none at all would obviously be a letdown.

it cuts both ways by the way. before i became this filthy rich loose woman of independant means, i used to work as a taxi driver in berlin. i have been made quite a few generous offers in those days by my passengers who told me in actual words that they would much rather buy my services if possible, because "the professionals are so boring"

you know what, i still havent been able to figure out what ever is the difference between leave it to or leave it for lamma gung. take that as a victory if it makes you feel good about yourself, but do give me an explanation here, can you

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La La It seems you have a lot to learn about men if you think that only reason for their idle chit chat with a female is to get into their knickers. Your assertion may be true of testostrone fuelled teenagers but beyond that not.

I didn’t say it!? But yes I hold the common view that an eager amateur is much more preferable and exciting prospect than the perfunctory acts of a seasoned pro. In my experience there have been many eager amateurs and the older they get the more eager they become. It seems that this drive is inversely related between men and women as they age. Though I haven’t been down the old folks home yet so can’t say if continues to the grave, and therein lies another peccadillo.

Was it leave HRHLG to be smart to you or for me to leave my being smart to HRHLG. I am here for the laugh and the wind up, I am not interested in banal victories about who is smarter. Long since stopped bothering about that.

When you say an 'older eager amateur', what exactly do you mean?

wow, legless, it is really interesting talking to you. it seems there is not all that much of the big hype difference in men and women, for sure if you ask me about my experience with male hookers i would say exactly the same thing

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Monte mon Alfa, Romeo

Where are the stables. I am sure that some of us may wish to consider a career change. I have known guys who have lived off women but never met any were actually straight 'freelancers'. You would have to have a good supply of Viagra.

talking about older eager amateurs indeed

i finally figured out what you were asking about Lamma Gung.
my meaning was, i am surprised that you are following in the footsteps of Lamma Gung to get harmless on me as well, since you pretend to be such good enemies

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Monte mon Alfa, Romeo

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