He He He

Ok I give up. There is just no answer to that.

Well there is... but I have no idea how to spell the noise made when you laugh so hard your coffee squirts out of your nose.

It was the Polish I felt sorry for ....

Lordy, you really never sleep do you

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Monte mon Alfa, Romeo

Are you suggesting I'm wicked again?

not at all, i just wondered why u have coffee already when i figured it must be about time for you to take a break - must have been a very short one

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There is no rest for the wicked.

The choice was mine and mine completely
I could have any prize that I desired
I could burn with the splendor of the brightest fire
Or else -- or else I could choose time
Remember I was very young then
And a year was forever and a day
So what use could fifty, sixty, seventy be?
I saw the lights and I was on my way

And how I lived! How they shone!
But how soon the lights were gone!

Thanks for the song by the way. I'll take you up on that drink in Paris one day but meanwhile here is a song for you in return. It will only link if my server is on though. If you get a 404 try again later.

<A href="http://213.106.0.107/music/N - Various Artists/Nazareth - This Flight Tonight.mp3">Das Songenschlisender</a>

I will have to make a whole CD one day soon. Actually, I'm under pressure to start a new religion but I'd rather make a CD.

After it took about one hour to download your short MP3 song (your server is REALLY slow!), all I can say is:
I'd prefer you to start a religion instead!

Can I be one of your disciples, but only if it's one of these free-loving, promiscuous cults!

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Mae West once said

When I m bad, I m better

Arent we all

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Monte mon Alfa, Romeo

Lamma Gung! You wanted La Miglione's song too, how sweet.

Yes my line is only ADSL cable 128/512 kilobits per second

So max upload speed is only a quarter of the download speed and works out at about 15 kilobyes a second.

The real speed is whatever the slowest bit of the internet allows between your house and mine. About 2-3 kb/sec I estimate.

Friends in the states get about 5-7 Kilobytes/sec. UK is faster, especially for people who also use NTL cable

Anyway that song was 8 Megabytes, because it a good qulity mp3 at a high bit rate. So it would take a long time to download. This is why I said I would make a CD. All deciples must buy my CD it will be reasonably priced at HK$100. How many would you like?

La Mig, Mae West, or whatever.

You asked for the artwork I made to swap a head onto a body. However it was just dHTML

here is the code for microsoft browsers:



It is very straight forward.

First you give the new head IMG an ID in this case ID="head"

Then use an onClick event to call a function in this case move()

The function move changes the position of the IMG with ID="head" reletive to its original position

In this case head.style.left='-130px';

in other words when you click the link the head moves 130 pixels to the left of where it started.

Here it is you want to see it work http://www.web4uk.tv/woods/lamma_head_swap.html

that beats a great many things people could say in any language.

do tell me you didnt write it yourself or i will have to change my signature to

loveslave to the lord of formidable nonchalance -
and when i say slave i mean it

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I like it too, I think it was written by Tim Rice

I'll try to find the sound clip. (a short one LOL in case Gung wants it too)

you could have tried to lie for me

i can only download the songs when i am back in hk, no need to hurry

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thats really too bad for you, but i daresay it explains a great many things...

you should have read Max Stirners "Der Einzige und sein Eigentum", where old Max states a very true notion of freedom by saying something along the following lines: no matter how hard i strive to uphold my subjectivity, i would be a fool indeed to try and resist the seductive movements of my master that are meant to lure me down upon him

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This is for you .... I wrote it all myself.


Her hair is hollow gold, her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold, and she's a mystery to me

She'll turn the music on you, you won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow, and she's a mystery to me

And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precautious, and she knows just
What it takes to to be tied
She got Greta Garbo's standard size, but she's a mystery to me

She'll let you take her home, it works her appetite
She'll lay you on the throne, she's a mystery to me
She'll take a tumble on you, roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue, she's a mystery to me

She'll expose you, when she snows you
Hope you breathe with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious and she knows just
What it means to to be tied
All the boys think she's a spy, is she a mystery to me?

And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precautious, and she knows just
How the ropes should be tied
All the boys think she's a spy, but is she a mystery to me...




PPS. NEW CD by K@-@taK COMING SOON ! WaTch THis SpaCE!

Wow, that's a really great, imaginative, tender, poetic love song, Cheshire K@!

We never suspected you had it in you!
If you really wrote it yourself, we have to congratulate you!

No wonder you went back to your gently blushing pink Avatar, sooooo cute!

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Who is "we" ?

although i have been toying with the image of a grand dame here quite a bit, in reality i dont know much except that life is short and in the end i will go dead for sure.

that knowledge was ever such a torture to me in the eighties, when i stopped being a kid but couldnt figure out yet how i could be the me that i felt i was meant to. and as it was the cultural dark age after all, i was real glad i came across this song for an inspiration at least.

never in my wildest dreams though would i have dared claim it as my own

and yes i am a double agent, taking on the protestant work ethic herself

for you sir, will ich eine droge die nicht arbeitet sein

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Monte mon Alfa, Romeo

oh yes, and of course thank you ever so much you did try to lie for me

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Yes. I even put some bits about bondage in it too so you would like it.

Both Lamma Gungs missed that bit I think.