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How to "appease the Maltese"
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Author:  Lamma-Gung [ Sat Mar 01, 2003 3:32 pm ]
Post subject:  How to "appease the Maltese"
Author:  Insomniac [ Sat Mar 01, 2003 5:49 pm ]
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Malta's environment is preserved and cleaned. Malta's girls are stunning. Malta's economy is growing. Quite a fan personally (or at least was the last time I went there).
Author:  schan6 [ Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:03 am ]
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Ah gung, the information you got on Malta is' second hand ' I would have believed you had you said that some 20yrs ago ! Insomniac was more up-to date with his information regarding the island especially when it comes to our girls ! :wink:
Author:  Lamma-Gung [ Thu Mar 06, 2003 9:03 am ]
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Author:  leglessonlamma [ Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:35 am ]
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Lamma-Gung {L_WROTE}:
You're right, Malteser,
This info is second-hand, as I personally know almost NOTHING about Malta,


Not unusual for you and you could add Lamma as well eg your posts on Police raids and smug comparisons with DB. Been here 5mins and know it all.
Author:  La Miglione [ Thu Mar 13, 2003 12:40 pm ]
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if I may take the liberty to come back to the question that this thread is about, how does one appease the Malteser actually?

Two days ago, I was helping out LAP to take some dogs to the vet, and a very naughty Malteser pissed all over what I am afraid was my last set of clean clothes

(I shouldnt say this, because you are real cute, but actually you did leave me in a bit of a spot here Chocolate :wink: )
Author:  Insomniac [ Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:23 pm ]
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That is why dogs and cats are so gross. They just piss or squirt anywhere and eat horses bollocks in tins. Cute.
Author:  schan6 [ Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:33 pm ]
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Easy babe !!!!
That poor little thing must have felt very comfortable in your loving arms, don't blame him for being overwhelmed !!! Besides a little peee won't do any harm, it's sterile anyway ! Very lucky indeed, you certainly made his day and I am envious of him ! It's a dog's day! And a good way to appease a maltese indeed !
Author:  Insomniac [ Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:41 pm ]
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No, it didn't feel very comfortable in your arms, it felt like it wanted to piss. Why do you animal friendly types have such a hard time thinking that it is an animal and it eats, sleeps, shags and shits like the rest of us. why so cute?
Author:  La Miglione [ Thu Mar 13, 2003 7:15 pm ]
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dear me, insomniac, dont tell me you have joined the league of my chaperones as well now :wink:
Author:  La Miglione [ Fri Mar 14, 2003 7:18 pm ]
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Insomniac {L_WROTE}:
Why do you animal friendly types have such a hard time thinking that it is an animal and it eats, sleeps, shags and shits like the rest of us. why so cute?


Actually you do have a point of course, but then to me the fact that animals are so much more unrestrained about these things is exactly what makes them interesting and endearing, and the same also applies to little children I might add, who havent learnt all the rules of propper social conduct yet.

By the way, the cute Maltese that I was complaining to was by no means the four legged variety, at least i should hope so
Author:  Insomniac [ Mon Mar 17, 2003 5:09 pm ]
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Thankfully, few parents let their children piss and shit anywhere they want. Yet dog and cat owners.... no such responsibility. That's why they are generally baby substitutes for the less than sane.
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