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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 5:10 pm 
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下知唔知點解香蕉,英文唔叫做vanilla或者spanner,而要叫做banana?!

話說響好耐好耐之前,有一個中國農夫,經常被一隻鬼佬兔仔滋擾,牠老兄到訪時,又食又ling外,仲會大肆破壞。有一日,中國農夫終於忍無可忍,決心要除掉這口眼中釘。響佢個佔地幾百畝的果園內,尋找了幾個晝夜後,在不到30英呎以外的叢林裡,發現獵物正在進食,這時農夫小心翼翼地把帶來的來福槍提起,瞄準器所發出的紅外線點,正好教正在兔仔崩崩跳的後腦上;他吸了一口大氣定著槍管,為結束牠人生命而開始了倒數,數到最後一下時,農夫狠狠地拉下板制,砰的一聲過後......

子彈打了過空,只在兔仔的身邊擦過,兔仔慢條斯理地回頭查看,發現身後呆站著手持長槍的農夫,就用它唯一懂的中文,冷冷地說了一個「笨」字。農夫平生最恨別人揭他瘡疤,即時怒不可遏,提起槍發狂地向兔仔射擊,直至帶來的彈藥用光後,才喘著氣地停了下來。可是,兔仔最愛落井下石,這時又說了一個「笨」字,令農夫的大腦神經再次受到刺激,他發狂地追了上去,追呀追‧‧‧追呀追‧‧‧追到另一個果林區時,兔仔亦開始露出疲態,回頭時只見農夫像瘋子般,把隨手摘來的黃色物體擲向牠,口中還喃喃自語地說著Banana Banana ...

兔仔逃脫後回到老家,拿著香蕉扮起專家,向同鄉介紹它們的名字。事實上,農夫當時邊走邊追,邊擲邊罵的是「笨呀拿!笨呀拿!...」,而並非兔仔聽到的Banana Banana。

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你今日食o左未呀?

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等緊門口個棵蕉樹熟。

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好"正", 好好笑! 我一面睇, 一面對住個"芒" 哈哈哈 :lol:

但係點解成個Discussion in Chinese 好似得你兩個 post message (大部份) 和 reply?難道Lamma.com 真是鬼佬天下?


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應該唔止我地兩個人o既,仲有您呀嗎!請多多支持,唔好淨系俾鬼佬講晒!

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多謝支持, 我都覺得阿e好好笑, 不過我o地真係講緊食蕉心得. 同埋幾時可以一齊偷蕉食. 你有冇心得分享吓? lamma 有好多大蕉, 不過青頭o既多.

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對唔住, 我在Lamma的日子尚短,無甚食蕉心得, 請多多指教!


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首先請您留意下,您屋企附近有無蕉樹,如果有,就要留意棵蕉樹系邊個o既。好多蕉樹都未必屬於任何人, 明白未?

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o的大蕉成日都青BB, 不能食用喎. 請問有冇專業人事解釋吓點樣可以將o的蕉"焗"熟呢? 聽講可以丟o的蕉落米缸度... o係o米真呢? 咁o的米重食唔食得呢?

阿e, 你好似有少少教駛他人xx 喎. 小心小心. 做o野之前記得周圍派人睇住, 夜晚行事又會比日頭好些少. 總之按一般犯罪行為手則做就多數ok.

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你見到o既蕉全部都青o必o必,因為 d 蕉一轉o左黃色就俾人拎走喇。我上星期先至見到有幾個「路人甲」、「路人乙」經過我屋企前面個棵蕉樹,就好順手咁 "mund" o左一大「梳」走。唔知系佢地好彩,定系棵蕉樹真系無主人,又無人出o黎o鬧佢地 :!:

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點解無農夫拿著更多banana, 邊走邊追,邊擲邊罵:"苯呀拿!苯呀拿!......" 唔通真係好多蕉樹都係無主孤蕉?


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系南丫島,就算有個農夫走出o黎,佢一定唔會用蕉掟人,我諗佢淨系會幫您稱下o的蕉,然後問您收錢。如果系老外偷蕉,佢可能仲識得用英文講呀!呢度一定無「苯呀啦」! :lol:

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